eye NEED a purple banana....

today is....  april fifteenth.... 

purple bag....  purple coat....  says eye need more purple bananss....   more purple stuff....  eye must need more purple bananas....

did you know that some poeple have violet eyes....  elizabeth tayor had violet eyes....  if eye collect enough purple bananas....  do you think eye could turn my blue eyes to violet....  

so....  eye THINK eye am going to need some purple bananas today.... 

can someone check me out....  and.... give me a purple banana....  if eye need one....

she is telling me....  lets go crazy....  why not get nuts....  we need to look for another purple banana....  before....  they put us in the truck....

check out....  where is waldo going today....  to see where eye am heading next....

can you check me out and give me some purple bananas if eye need them....

funny thing....

people keep setting me up....  and....  eye have NO idea why....

then....  eye get super pissed at them and rage at them....

and....  eye become the bad guy....  for getting upset at their bad behavior....

someone else must hate you fucking pricks playing this wicked game....

because....  eye keep getting purple bananas....  eye guess that is my living proof....

eye do NOT know if they are immortals or humans....  but....  someone else HATES you fucks....